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what, exactly, are cats?
 
 

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

toy cars and breastices
 
 
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?

They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

i just wanna ride
 
 
What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women?

A bisexual built for two!

ceramic guys
 
 
What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?

Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!


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