Men And Women jokes

An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Again, at 5:00PM and 7:00PM, they tried, and both times Bill turned down the soup, so they gave up. In preparation for the next day's test, they entered his room at 3:00AM, 4:30AM, and 6:00AM and gave him an enema each time.

When Bill got home from the hospital after the tests, he told his wife, "Whatever you do, if you go to that hospital and they try to serve you soup, take it! If you refuse it, they sneak in while you're asleep and shove it up your butt!

Are you gonna eat that?

1. Women got off the Titanic first.
2. Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers."
4. Women can cry and get off speeding tickets.
5. Taxis stop for women.
6. Free dinners, free drinks, free movies. Do the math.
7. A new lipstick can give a woman a whole new lease on life.
8. No one has to know if a woman forgets to shave.
9. Women can congratulate their teammates without ever touching their rear.
10. Women never regret piercing their ears.