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fair trade
 
 
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Jim stops him and asks, "Hey Frank! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Frank. "Oh!" exclaims Jim, "Good trade."
stick of dynamite
 
 
Yo penis so small that if it were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your load!
bathtub anxieties
 
 
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.

"Can I touch it?"

"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

art gallery nudes
 
 
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."


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