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a man's logic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
jeffrey dahmer and lorena bobbit
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Are you gonna eat that?

q & a...shower
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

banking and sex
What do sex and a savings account have in common?

Once you withdraw you lose interest.

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