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blonde driver
Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

dirty limerick
A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny.

'A limerick I heard today at work. But I can't tell you,' he says. 'It's too dirty.'

'Don't worry, I've heard them all,' she replies.

'I really can't, it's the dirtiest limerick that I have ever heard!'

'OK,' his wife says. 'How about you tell it, but substitute the word 'beep' in the place of the really dirty words.'

'Fine,' he says. 'Here goes: Beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep beep. Beep-beep beep beep beep, beep-beep beep beep beep, beep beep-beep beep beep-beep beep.'

how many men does it take?
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.

dumb as rocks
Q: What do rocks and boobs have in common?

A: If they're flat, you can skip them.

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