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honeymooners
 
 
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him....

Clerk: Hey, how did the wedding go?
Man: Well, we got married.
Clerk: That's good!
Man: No, that's bad. I wasn't wearing any clothes.
Clerk: Oh that is bad!
Man: No, that's good -- she didn't care and she's rich.
Clerk: Oh, that is good.
Man: No, that's bad. She won't give me any or spend any of it.
Clerk: Oh, that's bad.
Man: No, that's good: She bought a house.
Clerk: Oh, that's good
Man: No, that's bad -- it burned down.
Clerk: Oh that is bad.
Man: No that's good -- she was in it!
bucket of what?
 
 
What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a mother-in-law?

The bucket!

slightly used car
 
 
A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

'Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?' she inquired.

'No gimmick,' the man answered. 'My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.'

yo mama's had more pricks than...
 
 
Yo mama's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!

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