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angelic love
 
 
"My wife is an angel."

"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."

ark-n-saw
 
 
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
a helpful man
 
 
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.

As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, "You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch."

"But I'm not pregnant," she says.

"Well, you're not out of the ditch yet," he says.

height of laziness
 
 
A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.

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