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make-a-wish foundation
 
 
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."

"Done."

"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."

"Done."

"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

woman dentist
 
 
'I would like to see a woman dentist,' said the first man.

'Why?' asked his friend.

'Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, 'open your mouth' instead of 'shut up.'

height of laziness
 
 
A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.
moth inspector
 
 
A man walks in his room after work and is suprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. 'Who the hell are you?' he yells. The naked guy replies 'I'm the moth inspector' 'Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?' He looks down and exclaims 'Oh my God! I'm too late!'

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