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make-a-wish foundation
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."


"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."


"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

woman dentist
'I would like to see a woman dentist,' said the first man.

'Why?' asked his friend.

'Because it would be a pleasure to have a woman say, 'open your mouth' instead of 'shut up.'

height of laziness
A boy lying on a naked girl waiting for an earthquake.
what's oj got?
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

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