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pleasure vs. disgrace
 
 
The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?"

A young lady immediately raised her hand and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"

hitch hike up that skirt
 
 
A guy was riding down the road when he saw a pretty young lady standing with her thumb out. The driver pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in, and they started driving.

"My name is June Hanson," she said

"My name is Gene Snow," he replied. They rode on for a while in silence.

"Why do you keep sizing me up?" she asked after a while.

"I was just wondering what it would be like to have eight inches of Snow in June."

double talking women
 
 
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Looking stunned, he said, 'What?'

crossdresser funnies
 
 
Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?

A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!


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