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male disorientation
 
 
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They don't stop to ask for directions.

a hole in the head
 
 
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
the cowboy and his horse
 
 
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman, with whom the cowboy spent the night. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You stupid horse! I said POSSE!"
i didn't know they had hats
 
 
Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
So their wives know which end to kiss!

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