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drunken confession
 
 
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"

To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
the confession
 
 
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

frosty divorce
 
 
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

god did have a purpose
 
 
Why did God invent the shopping cart?

To teach the women to walk on her hind legs!


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