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the confession
 
 
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

men sitting down
 
 
Q: Why do men sit with their legs wide open?

A: So their brains can breathe.

i loves you
 
 
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
 
 
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.


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