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the archaeologist's wife
 
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have -- the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
color television
 
 
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."

help me, i'm on a date
 
 
What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

A hostage.

hanukkah gift guilt
 
 
A Jewish guy's mother gave him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one.

As he walked into the house, his mother frowned and said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"


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