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top 10 party games for people over 50
 
 
  1. Sag! You're It!
  2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
  3. 20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
  4. Kick the Bucket
  5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
  6. Doc, Doc, Goose
  7. Simon Says Something Incoherent
  8. Musical Recliners
  9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
  10. Hide and Go Pee!
premarital test
 
 
A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one did he marry? The one with the big boobs.
mastercard for men
 
 
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00

Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.

There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

a virgin hick
 
 
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."

The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"


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