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the cowboy and his horse
 
 
A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman, with whom the cowboy spent the night. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You stupid horse! I said POSSE!"
we're talking small
 
 
What are three two-letter words that mean small?

"Is it in?"

terrorist bloodshed
 
 
How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with.
men and carpet
 
 
Why are men just like carpet?

Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

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