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husband & wife
 
 
Scene: Suburban home, living room. Post-quarrel.
Wife: You know, I was a fool when I married.
Husband: Yes, dear. But I was in love and didn't notice.
the archaeologist's wife
 
 
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have -- the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
death, death, death!
 
 
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.

"How did that happen?" asks the first guy.

"Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife and another man. But when I went inside, I searched and searched for her, but couldn't find anybody. I was stricken with such remorse for accusing my wife of infidelity that I had a heart attack on the spot."

"Geez," says the first guy. "If you'd've opened the fridge, we'd both be alive right now."

no speaking
 
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months — I don't want to interrupt her!

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