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woman's watch
 
 
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't — there's a clock on the oven!
switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'

male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

woman who has everything
 
 
What do you give the woman who has everything?

My phone number.


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