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three kinds of...
 
 
There are three kinds of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffeRing.
marriage blues
 
 
Once a man saw a board outside his friend's office and it said 'B.A.' next to his name, but after a week it said 'M.A.'

So he asked his friend how he got his master's degree so quickly. The friend replied that last week his wife died so he put on the board B.A. [bachelor again]. But then he married once more so he put on the board M.A. [married again].

some mornings
 
 
Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and on others I just let her sleep!
rabid dogs are useful
 
 
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.

Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse. “My wife,” the man replied.

“I'm sorry,” said Bill, “what happened to her?”

“My dog bit her and she died.” Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”

Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”

To which the man replied, “Get in line.”


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