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using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.

this joke is bananas!
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?

A: What are you shaking about, its me she's going to eat.

what would you do?
Q: What do you call to Alaskan lesbians?

A: Klon-dykes

close but no cigar
A guy's been dating the girl of his dreams for several months, but he's been holding back his sexual advances because he's worried she'll notice his smaller-than-average penis. One night they're in his car, and he decides to finally make his move. After kissing for a while, he opens his zipper and guides her hand into his pants. "No, thanks," moans the girl. "You know I don't smoke."

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