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a hole in the head
 
 
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
henry ford on marriage
 
 
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life.

“Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL.”

tasty, tasty fat!
 
 
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!
toy cars and breastices
 
 
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?

They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!


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