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"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."
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And God said in response, "I'll tell you what, I'll make you a man, he'll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He'll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing,"
Eve asked curiously, "What?"
God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."
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