No, I'm sorry, she says. He's gone out to run a few errands.
Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes? the guy asks.
So John's wife, who's wearing a robe, invites him inside.
I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe, says John's friend. I will pay you $100 if I could just see them.
The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is $100. She opens her robe exposing her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table.
Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he says, Your breasts are so beautiful, can I suck on them. I will pay you another $100 if you will let me.
She once again thinks for a moment and thinks, What the hell, opens her robe, and the man spends at least five minutes on each luscious breast.
He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100, throws it on the table and says, I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by.
About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says, Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago.
John replies, Did he drop off the $200 he owes me?
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him 'How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! '
At this the Texan drawled, 'Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, Man! My hands are really freezing! She says again, Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again. He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, Honey, my hands are really, really freezing. She looks at him and says, For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?
After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room.
'Sure,' the woman says. 'Let me go wash my hands first.'
After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again.
This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, 'You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.'
Angry at this remark, the woman says, 'Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!'
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