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henry ford on marriage
 
 
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life.

“Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL.”

screwed, for sure
 
 
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.

"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"

She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.

The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."

terrorist bloodshed
 
 
How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with.
and god created...
 
 
God created earth, and it was good. Then God created woman, and it was better. Then, one day, Eve said, "God, I'm bored what can you do for me?"

And God said in response, "I'll tell you what, I'll make you a man, he'll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He'll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing,"

Eve asked curiously, "What?"

God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."


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