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women and toilets
 
 
Q: How are toilets different from women?

A: The toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

keller behind the wheel
 
 
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?

She's a woman.

respecting the first lady
 
 
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

'I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,' answers the President.

'But sir, what about the mad cow?!!' asks the waiter.

'Oh,' answers Dubya, 'she'll order for herself.'

it's a family thing
 
 
"When you getting married to your girlfriend?"
"I would have already, if it weren't for her family."
"Her family?"
"Her husband and three kids."

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