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men, don't say this at victioria's secret
 
 

10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No, thanks. I'm just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this!!!
6. Oh, the size won't matter, she's inflatable.
5. That's okay. You don't have to wrap it, I'll eat it here!
4. Will you model this for me?
3. Miracle what? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks?! You're just going to end up naked anyway!
1. And the thing a man should never, ever under any circumstances say out loud in Victoria's Secret: Oh, honey, you'll never get your fat ass into that!
material lust
 
 
What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women?

Money!

man of the house
 
 
What is a man's idea of housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

white wedding
 
 
Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?

It already matches the kitchen appliances.


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