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"What on earth do you think you are doing?", says the woman.
The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang."
The woman laughs and says,
"If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"
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She goes home and puts them on and goes downstairs. Her husband is sitting in the living room watching sports on tv and she goes and sits in front of him, but he tries to look aroung her at the tv.
She opens her legs and says, "You want some of this?"
The husban replies, "Hell no, look what it did to your underwear."
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After the party the woman asks: "Wear you admiring my airplane?"
Man:"No, I was admiring the landing field."
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The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."
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