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a husband's moment of realization
 
 
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

toy cars and breastices
 
 
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?

They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

sag meeting
 
 
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

A. "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."

what's the difference?
 
 
What's the difference between a woman and dog at your front door?

The dog will stop barking once you let it in!


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