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crossing a river
 
 
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.

The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.

Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.” Poof! God turned him into a woman, and he walked across the bridge.

first computer in biblical times
 
 
Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?

Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!

sex and dieting
 
 
What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin?

One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.
i hate that witch
 
 
"Guess what I got for my mother for Christmas? An electric broom!" said the wife.

"Why?" said the husband. "So she can get here faster?"


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