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bigamy
 
 
What's the real punishment for bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law!

losin' it
 
 
A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."

The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

"Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity."

Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?"

"Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."

the businessman's lucky seat
 
 
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you."

three men and a stripper
 
 
Three men went into a stripper bar and this stripper came over to them and started to shake her ass. The first guy goes, 'Watch this,' so he licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it on her ass. The second guy goes, 'Oh yeah? Watch this,' so he takes a 100 dollar bill and licks it and sticks it on her ass. The third guy goes "That's nothing! He takes out his credit card, slides it down her ass crack and takes the money.'

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