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men are simple
 
 
Why did God invent a man first?

She wanted to start with something simple.

move over little johnny
 
 
Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school so the nun asked him, "Who was our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny who sat behind her took out a pin and pokes her in the butt, making Mary yell "Jesus Christ!"

Very good says the teacher. Mary falls back asleep. So the nun wakes her back up and asks, "Who created the universe?" Little Johnny pokes her in the butt with a pin again, making Mary yell, "God Almighty!"

The teacher says very good. And unconvinced that Mary would stay awake, she asks Mary, "What did Eve say to Adam after giving birth?" Little Mary jumped out of her seat and yells, "If you shove that thing in my butt one more time I'm gonna break it in half and shove it down youre throat."

do it like mammals
 
 
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. "Doctor," she says, "my husband just doesn't satisfy me sexually anymore." "Hmm," replies the doctor. "Have you considered taking a lover?" "I did that," she says, "and I'm still not getting enough sex to satisfy me." "How about taking another lover?" "I keep trying that. I have seven lovers plus my husband, but I still can't seem to get enough." "My goodness," says the doctor, "you're quite an anomaly." "Oh, thank God," says the woman. "Will you please tell them I'm an anomaly? They all keep calling me a slut."
count chock full of nuts
 
 
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?

A: Because 69's a mouthfull.


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