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henry ford on marriage
 
 
A reporter asked Henry Ford the secret of his successful married life.

“Same as with cars - STICK TO ONE MODEL.”

men born with brains?
 
 
Why are men born with more brains than dogs?

So they won't screw your leg at a cocktail party!

redneck marital woes
 
 
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
i didn't know they had hats
 
 
Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
So their wives know which end to kiss!

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