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water in the carbeurator
 
 
A wife comes home and tells her husband, “Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carbeurator.”

The husband replies, “That's not possible.”

The wife insists, “Well, it has water in the carbeurator.”

“You cannot have water in the carbeurator,” says the husband.

“Well,” says the wife, “my car has it.”

The husband gets up and sighs, “OK, fine. Where is the car?”

The wife points toward the backyard, “In the swimming pool.”
curious pickup line
 
 
Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.

Do you understand my explanation?

Or do you need a demonstration?
your place or his
 
 
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place!
$500 porsche
 
 
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.

"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."


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