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slightly used car
 
 
A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars. A woman answered the ad, but she was slightly disbelieving.

'Ten bucks?!? What's the gimmick?' she inquired.

'No gimmick,' the man answered. 'My wife died, and in her will she asked that the car be sold and that all the money go to the mailman.'

divorce and circumcision
 
 
The difference between a divorce and a circumcision is... in a divorce you get rid of the whole schmuck.
when cats are like men
 
 
  • They are independent.
  • They don't listen.
  • They don't come in when you call.
  • They like to stay out all night.
  • When you are trying to get things done, they want your attention.
  • When they are home, they like to be left alone and sleep.
    • what do you call a woman...
     
     
    What do you call a woman rolling around on the ground with no legs.

    Peggy


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