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the devoted wife
 
 
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.

As she sat by him, he said, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?'

'What, my dear?' she asked gently.

'I think you bring me bad luck.'

age-old riddle
 
 
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
jeffrey dahmer and lorena bobbit
 
 
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Are you gonna eat that?

women on the moon
 
 
Why ain't women been put on the moon?

Because it don't need cleaning yet.


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