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extra-large condoms
 
 
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.

The pharmacist replies, 'Yes, would you like to buy one?'

The woman replies, 'No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?'

clams casino
 
 
How's a casino like a woman?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
working on the fourth husband
 
 

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

disney world and viagra
 
 
Q: What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?

A: They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride!


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