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love is blind
 
 
Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife?

Neither has he.

why women wear white
 
 
Why do women wear white on their wedding day?

All major kitchen appliances come in white.

a woman is like bad weather...
 
 
Q: What do a woman, a tornado and a hurricane have in common?

A: They all get the house!

oldest couple ever
 
 
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.
"You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.
"You used to nibble on my ear."
"Let me get my teeth."

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