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joke by a latent homosexual
 
 
What is the difference between Mad Cow Disease and PMS?

Two tits!

take what you want
 
 
One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it. Ed, with a big, proud smile on his face explained: "I was walking to the grocery store, when all of a sudden a girl rode up on this shining new Harley. She got off her bike, threw off all of her clothes and said 'take what you want.' So I did."
monster valentine
 
 
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

men
 
 
Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?

What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.


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