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the exorcist
 
 
"They call my husband 'The Exorcist.'"

"Why?"

"As soon as gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

how did britney spears...
 
 
How did Britney Spears cross the road?

With a magic marker

if i only had a brain
 
 
What do you call a man without a brain?
Single or widowed!!
three men had been stuck on an island...
 
 
Three men had been stuck on an island for ten years.

Just as they were about to give up hope, one of the men finds a magic lamp.

The first man wished to be 10% smarter, and then he was able to make a fire and send morse code smoke signals for help.

The second one wished to be 25% smarter, and suddenly he knew how to build a sturdy raft capable of getting them all off the island.

Then the third man wished to be 50% smarter, and he turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.


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