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painting a wall
 
 
How many men does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw 'em!

that's a good question
 
 
What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!
the confession
 
 
Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

"Oh, no," said the priest, thinking of the most promiscuous women in town. "Was it with Marie Brown?"

"I'd rather not say who it was."

"Was it with Betty Smith?"

"I'd rather not say," says Joe. So the priest gives him absolution and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe's friend asks if he received absolution.

"Yes, and two very good leads!"

men and lava lamps
 
 
Men are like lava lamps.

Fun to look at but not that bright.


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