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stop tailgating
 
 
A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra.
"Yes ma'am," said the clerk. "I'm quite certian that could be done. Would you prefer block or script letters?"
"Braille," she replied.
using computers for a gratuitous screw reference
 
 
The difference between computers and people?

With computers, software goes into hardware.

men are simple
 
 
Why did God invent a man first?

She wanted to start with something simple.

you know you're having a bad day when your ...
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!

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