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divorce
 
 
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!

sunbathing
 
 
When should a woman get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen!
baby hermaphrodite
 
 
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, 'I have something to tell you about your child...'

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, 'What's wrong with it?'

The doctor says, 'There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite.'

The woman looks confused. 'A hermaphrodite, what's that?'

The doctor replies, 'It has both features of a male and a female.'

The woman looks relieved. 'What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?'

broom factory
 
 
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.

"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"

"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"

"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."

"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."

"Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"


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