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ladies first
 
 
Q: How do you keep a man from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head!

modern science
 
 
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% — wedding cake!
q & a...shower
 
 
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?

A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

lottery
 
 
A wife comes in and yells, 'Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!'

Her husband yells back, 'Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?'

The wife replies, 'I don't care! Just get the hell out!'


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