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chocolate and viagra
 
 
Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?

A. OH HENRY!

a sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
 
 
A sailor walked into a bar with a small head.

The bartender asked what happened.

The sailor said, "My boat sank. I was adrift for 3 days when I saw a mermaid."

She said, "I will grant you three wishes."

The sailor continued, "I wished there was a boat and suddenly I heard 'toot toot' for there was a boat on the horizon. Then I wished I looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I did."

Then I said, "I wish you would give me a little head."

minor differences
 
 
Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?

A: Because they don't have balls.

dumb as rocks
 
 
Q: What do rocks and boobs have in common?

A: If they're flat, you can skip them.


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