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marriage blues
Once a man saw a board outside his friend's office and it said 'B.A.' next to his name, but after a week it said 'M.A.'

So he asked his friend how he got his master's degree so quickly. The friend replied that last week his wife died so he put on the board B.A. [bachelor again]. But then he married once more so he put on the board M.A. [married again].

fair trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Jim stops him and asks, "Hey Frank! Whacha get the case of beer for?" "I got it for my wife, eh." answers Frank. "Oh!" exclaims Jim, "Good trade."
clear nuts
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap. So the psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
cia test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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