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dogs and dem womenfolk
 
 
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!
three hellos
 
 
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.

He is completely shocked and shouts, 'Hello, Hello, Hello!'

His wife whines, "What? No hello for me!?!"

refrigerator man
 
 
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, 'Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about it,' the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.'

'But you don't understand,' the woman insists. 'He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.'

my wife at the zoo
 
 
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other day. I said, “If you want people to see you they can come here and do it!”

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