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chocolate and viagra
 
 
Q. What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?

A. OH HENRY!

healthier menus
 
 
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads hamburger: $1; cheeseburger: $2; hand job: $10. He beckons to an attractive blonde behind the counter. "Can I help you?" she asks with a knowing smile. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your hands," he says. "I want a cheeseburger."
bathtub anxieties
 
 
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy.

"Can I touch it?"

"No way -- you already broke yours off!"

smoking problems
 
 
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Use more lube.


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