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$500 porsche
 
 
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.

"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."

womanly secret
 
 
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?

No, neither did I.

husband & wife
 
 
Scene: Suburban home, living room. Post-quarrel.
Wife: You know, I was a fool when I married.
Husband: Yes, dear. But I was in love and didn't notice.
the tired genie
 
 
This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon polishing the bottle, a magical genie suddenly appears.

The grateful genie exclaims, 'Thanks for letting me out of the bottle, I've been in there for a millenium. I'm pretty old and tired, but I think I've got one wish left.'

The owner of the bottle says, 'I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea sick, so build me a road.'

'I'm too old and sick to grant that wish, got any other ideas?' replied the genie.

'OK,' replied the guy, 'I've always wanted to understand how a woman thinks, to understand her inner-most thoughts.'

The genie replies, 'Two lanes or four?'


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