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But she kept trying to sit up and said, 'Honey, I really need to tell you something.'
Finally Jake let her get it off her chest.
'Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father.'
'Don't worry about it,' Jake said, 'I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?'
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Both spend more time in a guy's wallet than on his cock.
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"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
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The man at the next table was confused, so he went over there and told the couple that if they couldn't afford a meal for each of them, he would be happy to pay for it. The old man shook his head and told him that there was no need because he and his wife had shared everything for the last 40 years.
The man went back to his seat and then he saw the old man eating while the old woman just sat there doing nothing.
He went over to them again and asked the old lady why she wasn't eating.
She said, "Well, it's his turn to use the teeth."
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