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honey, you belong beneath my feet
 
 
How are men and tile alike?

If you lay them right the first time, you'll be able to walk all over them for the rest of their life!

field of dreams?
 
 
A farmer's crop was ruined for the year and he was having no luck at all. Then he heard a voice, 'If you build it they will come.' He thought nothing of it at first but then he heard it again, 'If you build it they will come.' So the farmer thought and thought, prayed and prayed, until finally, he knew what to do. A few months later he completed construction of his new strip club!
how to tell when you have pms
 
 

1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."

6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8) You're counting down the days until menopause.

9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

divorced barbie
 
 
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll?

It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's stuff.


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