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While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?"
"Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."
"I can die a happy man. Godbye my love."
And the man peacefully passed away.
Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."
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Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
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'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.
'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,' replied the doctor.
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, 'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'
'Standard pricing practice,' said the doctor. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.'
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It's called Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's stuff.
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