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first time
 
 
This guy and his girlfriend were going at it hot and heavy in the backseat of his car. A knock was heard on the window and there stood a cop. The guy got out, shaking like a leaf. The cop said that he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next.

The guy got back in the car and finished with his girlfriend. When he got out again, he was still shaking like a leaf. The cop said there was no reason to be scared, because he wouldn't arrest him if he could be next. The guy said 'I'm not afraid that you'll arrest me, it's just that I've never done it with a cop before!"

a hole in the head
 
 
Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
So he can get oxygen to his brain.
we're talking small
 
 
What are three two-letter words that mean small?

"Is it in?"

tasty, tasty fat!
 
 
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it!

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