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military service
Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

For the Marine to hold on to!
getting any on the side?
Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side.

He replied, “Hell, it's been so long since I had any I didn't know they moved it.”

three strikes you're out
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

toilet paper and men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I don't know, it's never happened!

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