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women and cars
Why doesn't a woman need a car?
Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
true football fan
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".

I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."

"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.

He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral."

glories of old age
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?

A: A belly button between her boobs.

Q: Why is sex like snow?

A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

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