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an end to whining
 
 
Men are always whining about how we women suffocate them.

Well, in my opinion, if you can still hear them whine, you're not holding the pillow hard enough!
intelligent woman
 
 
How do you know when a man's going to say something intelligent?

He starts his sentence with 'A woman told me...'

rejected
 
 
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and walked away.

The next married couple stepped up, and St.Peter told the husband, “Can't let you in sir. While you were on earth, you allowed money to run your life. You even married a girl named Penny.” The guy hung his head, turned and walked away.

The husband of the third couple waiting in line, overheard both conversations and said, “Come on, Fanny, he's not going to let us in either.”

how many men does it take?
 
 
How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to actually do the work and four others to say how they screwed it.


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