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man's intelligence
 
 
Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence?

A. Divorced.

man and life savers
 
 
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pack of Life Savers?

A: The man doesn't come in five different flavors!

first day out
 
 
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.

"How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"

the shooting
 
 
An old lady's husband had just died and she felt their was no reason to live anymore. She called the doctor and asked excactly where her heart was. He told her it should be under her left breast.

That night she went to the emergency room with a shot in the knee.


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