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The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. 'What in hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. 'I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don't feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go!' he said.
'Last week my wife ran off with a cop,' the man said, 'and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!'
'Have a nice night,' said the officer.
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"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.
"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."
"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.
"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.
"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
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