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lottery
 
 
A wife comes in and yells, 'Honey, pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!'

Her husband yells back, 'Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?'

The wife replies, 'I don't care! Just get the hell out!'

banking and sex
 
 
What do sex and a savings account have in common?

Once you withdraw you lose interest.

laugh lines
 
 
Man to wife: 'Boy, you are getting old, look at all the wrinkles you are getting!'

Wife: 'They aren't wrinkles, they're laugh lines!'

Man: 'Nothing is that freakin' funny!!'

knights and birth control limerick
 
 
In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

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