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getting any on the side?
 
 
Joe was asked at work if he was getting any on the side.

He replied, “Hell, it's been so long since I had any I didn't know they moved it.”

three strikes you're out
 
 
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

new favorite number
 
 
Q: What's a 68?

A: You do me and I owe you!

sister mary henry
 
 
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun. "Where you headed?" the taxi driver asks. "5th street and Main," the nun replies. Considering the long distance to where the nun wanted to go, the driver asks the nun, "So if your a nun what would it take for a man to have sex with you. The nun thinks about it and says, "He would have to have no kids be single and a Christian." The taxi driver then says, "Well your in luck because I'm all of those things. The nun looks around and gets into the front seat. After they have finished, the taxi driver says gloating, "Haha, I'm married and I have kids and I'm a Jew!" The nun replies, "Well that's okay because my name is Henry and I'm headed to a costume party.

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