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women and bowling
 
 
Q: Why do women choose sex over bowling?

A: Because the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes.

thinnest book in the world
 
 
Whats the thinnest book in the world?

"What Men Know About Women."

obese michigan mammas
 
 
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

ten cents
 
 
A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card debt required some immediate income. The wife suggested that she could whore herself out, but her husband was a little less than thrilled about the prospect. But financial necessities got the best of her, and she went behind her husband's back to go whoring. She came back one night with a huge wad of cash, and fessed up to her hubby. He was upset, but asked how much she made.

"$398.10," she said.

"Who paid ten cents?" he asked.

"Everybody."


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