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prehistoric pick-up line
 
 
I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I could sure make your bed rock!
a good bud is hard to find
 
 
What's the difference between men and beer?
When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
golf and funerals
 
 
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right next to a cemetery. After they tee off, one of the golfers notices that there is a funeral procession passing by. So he takes off his hat, and places it over his heart. When the funeral is over, the other golfer looks at the guy and asks, 'Why did you do that?'

The man replies, 'Well we were maried for almost 40 years. It's the least I could do.'

man's intelligence
 
 
Q. What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence?

A. Divorced.


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