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white wedding
 
 
Why are women's wedding dress' colored white?

It already matches the kitchen appliances.

husband & wife
 
 
Scene: Suburban home, living room. Post-quarrel.
Wife: You know, I was a fool when I married.
Husband: Yes, dear. But I was in love and didn't notice.
sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
 
 
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?


The hooker says, 'Are you done already?'
The nympho says, 'Oh no! You're not done already!?'
The sorority sister says, 'Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige.'

male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.


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