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ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

men prefer ....
 
 
Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?

A: Opposites attract.

drunken confession
 
 
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.

One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?"

To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."
little voice
 
 
"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!"

"Try coming home at 3 in the morning."


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