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men born with brains?
 
 
Why are men born with more brains than dogs?

So they won't screw your leg at a cocktail party!

redneck marital woes
 
 
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so your wife can fit into the truck with you.
screwed, for sure
 
 
Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.

"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to screw me every time I bring you food, okay?"

She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she screwed him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she screwed him every time he brought her food.

The captain replied, "He sure is screwing you - this is the New York Ferry."

scratch those thangs
 
 
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!


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