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brain transplant
 
 
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, 'Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.'

'Well, how much does a brain cost?' asked the relatives.

'For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,' replied the doctor.

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, 'Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?'

'Standard pricing practice,' said the doctor. 'Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.'

if you were my husband...
 
 
A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, 'If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man replied, 'If you were my wife I would drink it.'

loss of intelligence
 
 
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced!

i didn't know they had hats
 
 
Why do dinosaurs have to wear hats?
So their wives know which end to kiss!

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