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egg donor
 
 
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

women rock
 
 
What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones

clinton's lingerie
 
 
When did Bill Clinton go to Victoria's Secret?

When the panties were half off!

men and blenders
 
 
Why are men like blenders?

Every woman has one, and doesn't know why!


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